Can Neighborhood Services Tavern Turn This Green Box of Crap Into Awesome St. Patrick’s Day Booze Drinks?

the-box-st-patricks-day.jpg…And a potato.​
Welcome to the return of The Box. Last time, Matt McCallister turned the ingredients from the box into a bunch of awesome Super Bowl appetizers. This time, we gave our big box of crap to Craig Cottier, the surprisingly unbearded drink-mixer-man at Neighborhood Services Tavern. (Seriously, can you mix drinks in this town without some kind of jokey facial hair? Let’s find out.)

When we asked Cottier if we should refer to him as a bartender or a mixologist, he replied, “Mixtender.” Oh, man. This is going to be so much fun.

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